Per 5+ hour car ride this past weekend, the quoteboard overfloweth:
* Obviously, it was his PACKAGE.
* I definitely 'Your mom'd' my mom. And you just don't do that.
* You just can't get out of this F-ing city!
* Remember when you said "684 exit 1"? Not "684 exit 20"?!
* I had, like, 20 beers, but they were small ones that were kind of large.
* I'm sorry if my story offended you in any way or if I was a little too open there. (Said to the 78 year old retired Kindergarten teacher.)