Friday, February 29, 2008

Reasons I Must Keep Blog and Therefore Personal Identity Confidential:

- So no one tries to find out where I live and abduct Hunter for the Human Genome Project.

- So my friends from high school and college who I haven't seen since graduation for reasons of my own choosing, namely weird dudes named Blade, can't find me.

- So my writing is free of extortion from outside sources who may want themselves portrayed in a more flattering, or more humorous light.

And the single most important and completely serious reason:
- So when I run for President, no one will tie me to this ranting and raving piece of poo*.

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