I don't know if you know or not, but the greatest website I've found recently, besides Stacey's, is Overheard in New York.
And this one just makes me die:
Mother, to four-year-old boy who has just slapped a little girl: Why did you do that?! Give me a reason right now. I demand a reason, now!
Four-year-old boy: I have to control her.
And now my day is made. Thank you Four-year-old boy, I've been trying to explain why am I am how I am and you summed it up. Kudos.