Thursday, January 31, 2008

Favorites from the Spam Folder... Edition 1

"Make her dreams come true when she sees that you now have a HUGE tool in your pants!"
~ Editor's comment: If he bought one more GD tool, I'm going to rip his you-know-what off Lorena Bobbitt style.

"Invitation for ____ ______! (This is my mom's name.) You CAN be rich!!!"
~ Editor: If that skeezy old bag is holding out on me, she'll never see her grandchild. I swear.

"London Calling!"
~ Editor: A. I'm not answering. and B. How in the Sam Hell did you get this number? And don't tell me you're a US FREAKING MARSHALL. I've heard that one before.

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