Yeah, I Do That

So, I love nothing more than leaving harassing voicemail and text messages for my friends when they don't answer my calls. I listen to the ringing eagerly anticipating it to go to voicemail so I can have my way with their inbox. Usually, if they pick up, I get annoyed because they foil my plans, and I'm not really ready to talk to them in real time. In this case, I may just go ahead with my message, ignoring their live attempts at conversation before hanging up.