1. So help me God, Hunter.
2. You're hurting mommy's feelings.
3. I will pack your ass up and send you back to Oklahoma.
4. We should have gotten a cat.
5. Daddy's going to take you out.
6. Times are tough, Buddy. Start earning a living if you want to eat.
7. Don't be mad at me, Daddy's responsible for your missing balls.
8. After this commercial.