1. When I was 9 I told everyone my name was "Mrs. Wilson". (?)
2. I went to Buckeye Girl's State in high school. I have no idea what we did there. But we did order a pizza that never got delivered.
3. I play the bagpipes. In my throat.
4. I once stalked my volleyball coach for an entire year.
5. My favorite food group is alcohol. It's also my favorite season and sport.
6. I can play Enter Sandman on the trombone.
7. My most embarrassing moment was in the 6th grade, I fell off the gym stage in front of the entire school. Oddly enough - no alcohol was involved. I can still feel my foot getting caught in the foam matting which caused the fall to end all falls.
8. The first time I shaved my legs was also in the 6th grade and I almost bled out in the tub. But I was front stage for a musical and we had to wear shorts, so like hell I was going to be the Yeti up there. Better to be covered in scabs and bandaids than hair, am I right?
9. My Great Grandmother had $8 to her name when she immigrated from Italy to Ellis Island. She was alone, unmarried, and not yet 16.
10. Juno might be my all time favorite movie.
11. Empire Records is a close second. The best things in life are free.
12. I am an intensive care nurse and yet I've never had a plant live more than a few weeks under my care. I successfully kept 4 alive for about a year and a few weeks ago they all died except the one my Grandmother gave me. I see signs of my grandparents almost every day.
13. My favorite words are aardvark and coconut. If only I had an aardvark named Coconut... [sigh].
14. I've spent a good portion of my life laughing. At everything and nothing in particular. I laugh out loud more now than I ever have in my entire life, thanks to Griffin.
15. I got a Snoopy Snow Cone machine when I was 14. Not by choice.
16. My roommate in college was hometown friends with Sam Hornish Jr. (So what, I name drop. Kiss it.)
17. My husband played for the Steeler's for 2 weeks during the 2005 season and they were the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl. I sat in the 10th row, 30 yard line for Super Bowl XL. WTF?
18. I once found a vibrator on the ironing board of a B & B I stayed in for my friend's wedding.
19. I did a shot of Tequila with Snoop Dog. (See #17).
20. I only skipped school once in high school. It was the day before prom, we got caught, and weren't allowed to go to the dance. I married the bastard that kept me from my Junior prom. [Love you, honey!]
21. My mom accidentally cracked my head open when I was 9 months old. I have a scar between my eyes.
22. My sister has quintuplets. No, she does not look like Angelina Jolie.
23. I used to throw tea parties for my dolls using plastic shot glasses. Now #5 makes sense, doesn't it?
24. I was both my high school and college senior class president. Running on a platform of "Why the hell not?"
25. My left eyebrow is slightly higher than my right one. In response, I buy crooked sunglasses.
Your turn, hit me with some randoms.