Holy scream-factor, Batman. Let me just initiate some of you into the world of a five month old with double ear infections:
SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Scream! SCCCCCREAM! SCREAMYSCREAMYSCREAMSCREAM. SCreAM. scREamO! Yell. ARGH! Blah!
Translation: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION and/or Armageddon.
In related news, it took me 2 hours, 2 pharmacies, 1 heart attack, several quarters, a new pair of underwear, and $16 to get one amoxicillin prescription. Fan-f-ing-tastic. And do you know what I did with the little pink bottle of magic majesty this morning? I DUMPED HALF OF IT ON THE F-ING FLOOR. Because that's how I roll. That's why.