#1. Waking up sick as a dog and realizing you've spent all your sick days for the year, and it's June.
#2. Wait, I'd like to talk more about #1. It's not really fair. I am sicker more often this year than I was last year, which may have something to do with moving from a city whose population is 1 million to a city of 12 million, but I digress. I want more sick days.
#3. Being on a diet when you're sick as a dog. Why does greasy, fried food make you less sick feeling?
#4. That's all. I can't type anymore, I'm that tired...