After recieving what was absolutely not a Happy Birthday card in the mail from the Port Authority of NY and NJ, I did receive a happy little letter explaining that since I allegedly "passed through a Port Authority toll lane without payment of the applicable toll", I owed the state of New York 31 bucks. I decided to give the friendly customer service lady a call.
Me: Hi, I received a ticket for violating the EZ Pass lane and I don't own a car.
CSR Lady: Can you give me the ticket number?
Me: Sure! Blah-blah-blah.
CSR Lady: (tap, tap, tap, tap) Hmmmmmmm. Hm. (tap, tap, tap) Hmmmm. And your license plate number is Blah-ble-blay-blahblah?
Me: ....... (cricket) ......... No..... I don't own a car.
CSR Lady: Hmmm. (tap-t-t-t-tap-tap-tap!!) Hold on one second. (tap!, tap!, tap!) Hm. Yes, I'm going to have to turn this over to the DMV.
Me: Oh, riiiight. You certainly do.