All of my friends graduated from college about the same year, started jobs about the same year, got married about the same year, and bought houses about the same year. I don't have a problem with any of these processes.
Except the next one: I'm not ready to pop out a baby!? Not yet! I'm barely capable of keeping the family dog alive and he's pissed at me for one reason or another, all the time. (And since I am obsessed with my dog/firstborn...)
And not even that, they're all having really, really cute babies! The most adorable babies I have ever seen, and I'm in the business of cute babies. The pressure is beginning to get to me. How will I keep up? Look at what I'm dealing with here:
And here:
And even here!
I mean, come on! Did we really have to go there with the monkey suit? And the stuffed banana? That's just plain nasty.
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